1 definition by Rachel E

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Dork usually means nerd or geek. However, in my neighborhood, 'Dork' also means elephants penis. There is actually a pretty heated debate about whether or not the word means elephant's penis or whales penis.
Rachel is a really big dork; she spends all of her time studying and knows a bunch of usless information on obscure topics.

An elephant has a really big dork.
by Rachel E March 21, 2006

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