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2 definitions by Raceboat

When two men embrace and their beard bristles interlock like velcro. No bond between men is stronger than velcro love.
"Dang your beard is awesome."
"Yours is too, dude."
"Come 'ere, man, gimme some velcro love"
by Raceboat April 27, 2011
The sound an owl makes.
Guy 1: Gee guys, the woods is so cool.
Guy 2: Holy shit, look at that owl in that tree!
Owl: Khoontz!
by Raceboat February 03, 2010