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4 definitions by RSB Master

 
1.
New and improved Ro Sham Bo. It is a professional game designed to where the games can not be "set up" or involve cheating or degrees of unfairness.
The main reason pertains to the degree of unfairness. In Standard RSB two males kick each other in the nuts until there is only one left standing and he is the winner.
However, if one man has stronger legs than the other man, the man with stronger legs is given the advantage. Up to date this method is largely becoming illegalized and has been upgraded for the new and improved "Professional Ro Sham Bo".
(Although "Standard RSB may still sometimes be played for fun.)
In Professional RSB there is normally money or spoils at stake. Therefore Professional RSB is often mandated. Also any opponent may at anytime call out for Professional RSB and if so, must be enacted.
Rule #1) In Professional RSB also known (as Third Party Ro Sham Bo), one or more unbiased kickers must be nominated. If a biased kicker is nominated towards one of the opponents than yet another kicker must be added of equal bias to the other opponent.
The kicker must kick each opponent than step back and let the other kicker proceed for their round. And on and on in this fashion.
Rule#2) BOTH opponents must wear speedos. This is to ensure to the video taped audience/judges/spectators that there is no wearing of "cups".
Rule#3) An unbiased referee must be present to nominate kicker/kickers who must be of equal bias towards both opponents. The ref will call out the nature of the spoils, (normally money from the spectators but not always)
Rule#4) GIRLIE KICKS ARE STRICTLY PROHIBITED!
"Hey John, I'll Ro Sham Bo you for 50 bucks. There's ten people in the room and Dean said they'd all throw in $5 to watch. Dean called out that he's Ref."
"Fuck you! I'll play you but Dean's not going to be Ref, anyone but him, I don't trust you two. And we're playing Professional Ro Sham Bo or I'm out."
"Your on! Jenny's Ref then."
"Fine, Jenny, who are you nominating as Kicker?"
"I am nominating BOTH Lisa and Carrie as kickers."
by RSB Master November 18, 2007
 
2.
1.) Also known as a "Hook Kick".
2.) To kick someone with the instep of one's foot rather than the ball of the foot (AKA Front Kick) It is known as the girlie kick for its graceful and feminine appearance. A woman will often use the "girlie kick" when kicking a man in the crotch, whereas a guy will often use the front kick technique.
3.) In certain forms of Ro Sham Bo, namely "Professional Ro Sham Bo" girlie kicks are illegal. This is so because girlie kicks can be used to cheat or "set up a match." Cheating is ensued by kicking with the toe tips up into the anal region, thereby missing the crotch.
"Okay, as Ro Sham Bo ref I'm nominating Jenny and Diane to be kickers for they are proven unbiased. Mike and Tim are the opponents, the spectator money which is totaling $30.00 is the spoils.
Mike and Tim derobe down into your speedos.
Jen and Diane, take off your shoes. All kicks will be rotated after each round. You are kicking with medium force and all kicks must be equal in force to your previous kicks unless told otherwise. Oh yeah, to prevent cheating there ARE NO GIRLIE KICKS. Girlie Kicks have been banned from professional Ro Sham Bo, much the same as wearing anything BUT speedos for the opponents. Girls, let the nut kicking commence.
by RSB Master November 18, 2007
 
3.
The traditional yet out dated form of unregulated Ro Sham Bo, also known as Standard Ro Sham Bo. It is a contest in which two guys kick each other in the nuts until there is only one left standing.
Standard RSB has been replaced by "Professional RSB"
Did you hear about John and Steve? They both liked this chic at a party and the chic found out. She laughed and told them both to Ro Sham Bo for a hand job from her as the spoils.
They agreed, everyone in the house had to throw down a couple of bucks to watch, which went to the chic as she was using herself as the prize.
They played Standard Ro Sham Bo because the chic demanded that standard be the game they play and neither one of them protested.
In the end Steve went down. But he did very well from having been kicked 42 times in the sack!
Afterwards, the chic took John in the room and wanked him! I don't know if the hand job was worth it!
by RSB Master November 18, 2007
 
4.
1.) Also known as a "Girlie Kick".
2.) To kick someone with the instep of one's foot rather than the ball of the foot (AKA Front Kick) It is also known as the "girlie kick" for its graceful and feminine appearance. A woman will often use the "girlie kick" when kicking a man in the crotch, whereas a guy will often use the front kick technique.
3.) In certain forms of Ro Sham Bo, namely "Professional Ro Sham Bo" hook kicks or girlie kicks are illegal. This is so because hook kicks can be used to cheat or "set up a match." Cheating is ensued by kicking with the toe tips up into the anal region, thereby missing the crotch.
"Okay, as Ro Sham Bo ref I'm nominating Jenny and Diane to be kickers for they are proven unbiased. Mike and Tim are the opponents, the spectator money which is totaling $30.00 is the spoils.
Mike and Tim derobe down into your speedos.
Jen and Diane, take off your shoes. All kicks will be rotated after each round. You are kicking with medium force and all kicks must be equal in force to your previous kicks unless told otherwise. Oh yeah, to prevent cheating there ARE NO HOOK KICKS. Girlie Kicks have been banned from professional Ro Sham Bo, much the same as wearing anything BUT speedos for the opponents and allowing shoes on the kickers. Girls, let the nut kicking commence!
by RSB Master November 18, 2007