1 definition by RLYSMRT

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A female that is so bitchy her vaginal opening has clamped itself shut not allowing her to engage in any physical closeness. Usually causes emotional issues and later in life cause pruned facial features and ultimately a long lonely life.
That receptionist is such a lemon cunt!
by RLYSMRT March 07, 2011

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