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Half elephant half man! A human born with massive ears resembling that of a fully grown elephant bull. They also have a tendency to fall out trees and break their arms! One of the perks of having dumbolightis is you have an excellent hearing so never talk about them to others they will always hear you how ever discrete you are!!
“O what dumbolightis you have!!”. “All the better to hear you with my dear!!”
by RJ007 July 27, 2009

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A very small in stature being, often mistaken for a small indoor pot plant or large spotty doorstop. This often creates a problem for the Mcmidget as he is put through great pain and suffering as people often urinate on him or miss him completely and find him stuck in the sole of one’s shoe.
They normally have spiky hair and a dotty face with a mind to match. Mcmidgets are often found in rural china but up till now only one has been discovered in Southern Africa.
by RJ007 July 24, 2009

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The birth defect of a male born with striking orange hair that is seen growing wildly all over his body including great masses on his genitals.
When born with Fantapants the carrier is often very insecure and often turns into an abuser of alcohol and the English language as well as trying to find faults with his friends and falsely blow them out of proportion to try make his gross and pitiful state a little more conspicuous to the disgusted onlooker.
by RJ007 July 23, 2009

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