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1.
A relationship status that is usually associated with the euphoria of being off your ol' biatch's leash. For men, it means that you can finally hang out with your friends again. For women, it means that you can stop pretending that you don't secretly want Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom inside of you at the same time.
"Hellz yus I'm single, let's go to a strip joint and stare at some titties!"

or

"Omg Katie, like, I'm single, and like, I just noticed that Brad Pitt is really sexie!"
by RICEOWL July 16, 2008