a fat bitch on a bus that has excessive grease all over her body. especially the eyebrows. dresses like a ghetto but is actually the color you get when you mix a lot of milk with coffee. their native language is the wookie call. is the spawn of chubaka. is in the sasquatch and abominable snowman family tree. lives in the woods and runs on all fours. they'll "fuck your white shit up." wants people to suck their man sticks even though 'it' is "female." looks at you like you're their hamburger. best friends are lesbians, 'nuff said.