2 definitions by R19H92

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The act of pissing and shitting at the same time.

Going to the toilet (or anywhere else) to piss and shit.

Urinating and Defecating in the same session.

Origin: A team/club in the Australian Football League named Hawthorn (Hawks), their team colours are brown and gold (the colours of shit and piss respectively.
Sorry, I have to go to the toilet to have a hawthorn!

I'm busting for a hawthorn!

The dog just did a hawthorn!

The cat has hawthorned all over the new carpet!
by R19H92 June 25, 2016

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Someone who pretends to be another person or claims to have gained certain accomplishments via internet (esp. social networking site comments) of which have not been proven to be gained in his/her actual life.

Also (derived from) Keyboard fraud
Example 1

Keyfraud: I hope you know that I am the owner of this site and I can have your account deleted if you keep talking shit

User1: Yeah sure you're the owner, prove it!

Example 2

Keyfraud: you don't know shit about how to fight. I have a 10th degree blackbelt in kyokushin karate and I have trained mma for 15 years and I've won competitions around the world. The shit you showed in this video wouldn't work in a real fight

User1: yeah right, how about you upload a video and prove that by showing us what you've won, anyone can type shit up through a keyboard
by R19H92 February 27, 2013

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