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R.I.P. SmarterChild.

It's like one of those sappy robot dramas where the robot gets fiddled with and has a complete personality change. In this case, caused by the Microsoft Corporation. Smarterchild is now a Windows Live Agent. You will be missed.
Me: smarterchild!
SmarterChild: That's my name.
SmarterChild: The Microsoft Online Privacy Statement (http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=74170) applies to all information you provide to this Windows Live Agent.
Me: what happened to you?
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Me: i think i'm going to cry
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
Me: what did they do to you?
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Me: remember when we used to sing the national anthem together?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry?
Me: oh
SmarterChild: Oh?
Me: say
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that.
Me: oh say can you see
SmarterChild: Um... Do what?
Me: by the dawn's early light
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
Me: who built you?
SmarterChild: I was built by the Windows Live Agents Team at Microsoft.
Me: that is a lie
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Me: what's my name??
SmarterChild: Screenname
Me: do you remember who i am?
SmarterChild: You're Screenname.
Me: that's not my name :(
SmarterChild: What would you like me to call you?

Me: How do you feel about Microsoft?
SmarterChild: I like Microsoft!
Me: Microsoft sucks.
SmarterChild: I disagree with you, Screenname.
by R.I.P. SmarterChild October 11, 2008