A superhero located in Louisville Kentucky that fights crime in tight black spandex leggings. He rains down retribution from the Heavens upon the evildoers and merciless alike. When he uses his signature punch named the "Thunder Fist Surprise" shock waves come out of the Crater and a monstrous roar suddenly appears. Many witnesses say that the roar sounds like a god yelling from Mount Olympus seeking revenge.
Mike-"Hey John you wanna go out tonight and go steal some cars and heckle some innocent old people?"
John- "Naw man didn't you hear about the Thunder Fist
? he will rip us limb from limb. I have another idea lets go perform some nice charity work."