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1 definition by Quichilla TVW, Jame-Star JS

 
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A Collins is someone who has an absolutley amazing, hot, sexy body, but an ugly face (especially males). When you first meet a Collins you are so blinded by their hot body, that you don't realize that their face isn't so...hot. Anyway, similar words are: Butterface, hot-bod-fug-face, etc.

A Collins' perfect present would be a paper bag, so they can cover up their face, and then let us continue enjoying the beauty that is their rock-hard abs!

When one notices a Collins, it is very much okay and normal to feel the need to say " Coooolllllliiiiiinnsssss" in a very stretched out, sense of the word. It emphasizes the joy of spotting a Collins!

Originated by Quichilla and Jame-Star
a.k.a
Tiff V.W, and Jay S.
Example 1:
"Yo girl...look at that guy. He is soooo HOT!"
"Uh...no hun. Look at his face."
"Oh, shit yeah....but wow, his body sure is fan-fuckin-tastic!"
"Totally, he is such a Collins"

Example 2
"His body is SO fine! But that face....we need a paper bag in the hiz-house!!!!"
"Totes! What a Collllllliiiiiiinnnssssss"

Example 3
"He's got a nice bod!"

"Ya, but lets just squint one eye and place our thumb over his face. Enjoy!"

"Omg, totally, what a Collins!"

"Oooo girlll! Cooooolllliiiinnnssss"
by Quichilla TVW, Jame-Star JS November 08, 2010