A Collins is someone who has an absolutley amazing, hot, sexy body, but an ugly face (especially males). When you first meet a Collins you are so blinded by their hot body, that you don't realize that their face isn't so...hot. Anyway, similar words are: Butterface, hot-bod-fug-face, etc.
A Collins' perfect present would be a paper bag, so they can cover up their face, and then let us continue enjoying the beauty that is their rock-hard abs!
When one notices a Collins, it is very much okay and normal to feel the need to say " Coooolllllliiiiiinnsssss" in a very stretched out, sense of the word. It emphasizes the joy of spotting a Collins!
Originated by Quichilla and Jame-Star
Tiff V.W, and Jay S.
"Yo girl...look at that guy. He is soooo HOT!"
"Uh...no hun. Look at his face."
"Oh, shit yeah....but wow, his body sure is fan-fuckin-tastic!"
"Totally, he is such a Collins"
"His body is SO fine! But that face....we need a paper bag in the hiz-house!!!!"
"Totes! What a Collllllliiiiiiinnnssssss"
"He's got a nice bod!"
"Ya, but lets just squint one eye and place our thumb over his face. Enjoy!"
"Omg, totally, what a Collins!"
"Oooo girlll! Cooooolllliiiinnnssss"
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