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2 definitions by Queefis Minumus, Summoner of Bollockings

 
1.
a testicle
Oi he hit me right in the bollocks! Fookin' bollocker!
 
2.
{UK slang} a nitwit, hack, or general waste of DNA, who bumbles around uselessly like a pair of bollocks in the wind
Oi you spilled me pint, you nobby bollocker!