3 definitions by Quantum Reflex

Top Definition
Pronounced kuhng pooh
-Noun

The art of "Kung poo" is to 1st discharge a rancid egg-like fart... then without moving proximity use kung fu hand gestures i.e. Chops, Slices or waves to direct pungence toward the victim. One must perfect such a "Kung poo" technique in that it delivers a concentrated bouquet without air dilution.

Origin: this urban martial art was first recorded in use within whitley, reading, England.

Example:

Rus: "Did you receive my 'kung poo' text message?"

Lee: (silence)

Rus: "Lee?"

Lee: (deathly silence)
by Quantum Reflex December 03, 2006
Pronounced kuhng pooh
-Noun

The art of "Kung poo" is to 1st discharge a rancid egg-like fart... then without moving proximity use kung fu hand gestures i.e. Chops, Slices or waves to direct pungence toward the victim. One must perfect such a "Kung poo" technique in that it delivers a concentrated bouquet without air dilution.

Origin: this urban martial art was first recorded in use within whitley, reading, England.
Example:

Rus: "Did you receive my 'kung poo' text message?"

Lee: (silence)

Rus: "Lee?"

Lee: (deathly silence)

by Quantum Reflex December 02, 2006
Shortened version of CYBERPUNK. CYPUNK is usually associated with the club scene and/or fashion that has been influenced by techno & punk. Imagine futuristic cyber-sex pistols(phasers) rather than billy idol looking bladerunners.
Elizabeth "did you happen to admire that neon-tartan skirt displayed in cyberdog?"

Charles "Yes mother, one had noticed... the neon thread was well cypunk."
by Quantum Reflex February 05, 2006

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