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A term used to describe how a immensly small a object can be.
Bill: I have a MASIVE cock!

Ted:Bill's also the kind of person who, having noticed i have tiny hands and feet, decided I probably have a small cock too. When I (obviously) didn't rebutt it with the claim that my cock is in fact masive.
by Putthelotioninthebasket89 January 16, 2009

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