2 definitions by Purple Helmet

Top Definition
Itchy ass. What happens when you insufficiently wipe your dirty buttocks. The itch feels like you have tiny little spiders running inside your hiney hole.
"Dude, get your hand out of your ass!"
"Sorry, I can't. I've got massive spider hiney."

by Purple Helmet September 23, 2005
Fat asses that have no athletic ability. Their only purpose in life is to keep the real players from getting hit.
Dont worry, the linemen will do all the dirty work for us.
by Purple Helmet August 19, 2003

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