1 definition by Purple Alien

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The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump and simultaneously having your snowboard boots removed after a long days boarding.
Greg wasn't quite sure what relieved him more ... the girl on his cock - the freshly laid turd or the wave of relief as his boots where swiftly tugged from his feet ...

VoilĂ !! the 'Snowboard boot blumpkin' :p
by Purple Alien January 26, 2012

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