Acronym for: "Dull Overpaid Ugly People Who Actually Rate Themselves"
Often found queueing for expensive clubs late at night in global financial centres, but can be found elsewhere . Typified by 25-year-old investment bankers who believe that having a high-powered job is fast-track membership to some kind of social elite. More often they're just geeky kids who worked too hard at school and haven't yet learnt that most people aren't impressed by just earning money.
"Check out that greasy guy over there trying to impress those girls with his business card and gold Amex. They couldn't look more bored."
Overboiling anger in response to a stimulus that is intended to provoke a compassionate response. A more robust relative of Compassion Fatigue, which may also be followed by Rage Fatigue.
"When that guy asked me 'Big Isssue, sir? Would you like to help the homeless', I screamed at him 'don't fucking try and socially engineer me with your claim that giving you £1.40 is going to solve homelessness!' I'm normally such a nice guy. I don't understand myself. Maybe it was compassion rage."
Acronym: Seriously Loose Anglo-Saxon Girls Who Are Rarely Taken Seriously
Singular - Slagwart
Describes vast numbers of females who inhabit the British isles, a nation that increasingly resembles two peoples sharing one geography. Slagwarts are almost indistinguisable from chavettes and are generally over-sexed, arrogant and greedy, dreaming of little more in life than instant fame and/or wealth, plus becoming a footballer's wife. The rest of the nation just looks on in confused disgust.
"That really obese girl over there just said to me 'you've got five minutes to buy me a drink, or I'll go and talk to someone else'. I mean, why on earth would I do that? Who would sign up to being treated like a piggy bank?"
"Mate, she's just another of those Slagwarts. If you want some fun, look elsewhere."