5 definitions by Pulvillus

Top Definition
The act of having consentual sex with a pillow (well, a pillow never says no nor complains a headache, and it actually does not mind being used as a sex object) a.k.a. pillow masturbation or pillow fucking. Pillows are equally suitable for boys and girls, and making love to a soft pillow can be very pleasureable.
If you are a guy, you can thrust between two pillows, the mattress and a pillow, you can fold the pillow and thrust into the groove or wrap the pillow around your penis to make a tube. You can also make a small hole in the casing and thrust into the stuffing inside - this method probably works best with a solid wadding or a foam pillow. If you are a girl, you can ride a pillow and grind your clit and labia against it. You can fold the pillow around a book or make a knot on the corner to make it harder.
Climaxing by pillow humping may take longer than by a conventional hand job, but the orgasm may be much stronger and last longer. That is particularly true if you happen to have a pillow fetish and you find pillows not only comfortable but also sexy. In masturbation, ejaculation into thin air may be disappointing, but cumming against your favorite pillow may be very satisfying.
Pillow humping is also very safe sex, because you cannot catch a STD from your pillow unless you share it with somebody, and you do not need to wear a condom because you cannot get your pillow pregnant.
Sometimes I jerk off but I find pillow humping much better, and digging my throbbing penis into my favorite pillow and shooting my semen into it gives me deep satisfaction.
by Pulvillus February 21, 2008
Making slow and luxurious love to a soft pillow, rubbing the pillow against one's genitals or thrusting into the pillow, a.k.a. pillow humping. Pillows are actually very humpable and can be used for masturbation by both males and females. Pillow sex is also very safe, because the risk of getting a STD from your pillow is zero unless you share the pillow with someone.
Last night I had very sweet pillow sex thinking about my hot cousin.
by Pulvillus November 11, 2006
If you are into wetting and pillow humping, a real wet pillow may become an endless source of mind-blowing orgasms. A wet pillow always feels much nicer than a dry one, as the wetness produces a special kind of friction, which feels really exquisite against the male or female genitals. Humping a wet pillow can also be called wet humping.
I sometimes dry hump my pillow but humping a wet pillow feels much nicer.
by pulvillus November 25, 2006
Either a non-sexual impulse to collect pillows or a sexual desire for pillows. Sometimes the pillow may be used as a substitute for a human partner but in its strongest form the pillow itself becomes the object of desire. A pillow fetish may also be related to infantilism if it involves wearing the pillow as a diaper and wetting it, but using the pillow for masturbation or humping is more common.
A pillow fetish is a rare form of fetishism
by Pulvillus November 11, 2006
That is actually my pillow, which receives my sperm on a regular basis. A sperm pillow can be used instead of a cum rag. You might also try the effect of calling your girlfriend (or gay boyfriend) your sperm pillow. In fact, there seems to be no such concept in the English language, but we do create things with our thoughts, so I thought it might be a good idea to add it.
Hi sweetie, would you like to be my sperm pillow tonight?
by Pulvillus April 08, 2008

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