An attractive female with a strand of turrets that causes her to yell racial slurs at inapropriate moments. Prone to stealing babies in order to probe them for the secrets behind their smooth skin. Dispite popular belief, Melissa's do not procreate their young by "taking it from behind" but rather by biting their mates. Part robot (usually in the knee area). Tends to be attracted to males who are overweight ("pudgy") and have slight down syndrome. Also occasionally lesbien.