When lots of people use the same outhouse
every day in cold weather the crap
piles up directly under the drop zone
and freezes from the bottom up. If left unchecked the pile stacks higher and higher until it emerges up out of the hole as a semi free form mass resembling a big brown birthday cake complete with white rosettes and brightly colored candles. At some point someone must push it over so the universe can march forward as it is intended to do.
Dickson, those ass holes down in Accounting are starting to get out of hand. You need to go down there and "push over the pyramid." Text me when its done, I’ll be in Cabo.