3 definitions by Proof that the bible is God's perfect word

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God is the supreme creator of the universe. Some may ask "How could God've been here for all time?" Well did it every occur to you that God CREATED TIME ITSELF? HE WAS THERE BEFORE TIME BECAUSE HE CREATED IT! Does that answer your question?

Another famous question is: "Can God make a rock heavier than he can lift?" If he can, he is not omnipotent, and if he cannot, he is once again not omnipotent. This disproves God's omnipotency, right? Wrong. Man cannot comprehend the values of infinity which are associated in this question. Try to understand infinity (God) making a rock heavier than he can lift (infinity). Infinity + Infity = Infinity.

A mathematical equation should end up differently than the values (2 + 2 = 4, for example), yet this isn't the case with infinity. This question cannot be answered by mankind, therefore, it is a fallacy. In other words, THIS FAMOUS QUESTION DOES NOT DISPROVE GOD.
atheism has slaughtered millions, and that's not in the name of God, is it?

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Kick ass band that released hits such as "Make up your mind" and their biggest hit: "Santa Monica". By the way, pearl jam SUCKS. Their fans are so die - hard because they know that's the only way the band will survive.

To author: larry122

Learn English. Allow me to demonstrate:
"like theory of a deadman and NIckelback and all those other band thats sound like if pearl jam sucked"

Just to let you know, Pearl Jam does suck.

Pearl Jam, who the hell gave you that name?
Here's the lyrics to Theory of a Deadman's biggest song, Santa Monica:

She fills my bed with gasoline
You think I wouldn't notice
Her mind's made up
The love is gone
I think that someone's trying to show us a sign
That even if we thought it would last
The moment would pass
My bones will break and my heart will give
Oh it hurts to live

I remember the day
When you left for Santa Monica
You left me to remain with all your excuses for everything
I remember the time
When you left for Santa Monica
I remember the day you told me it's over

It hurts to breathe
Every time that you're not next to me
Her mind's made up
The girl's gone
And now I'm forced to see
I think I'm on my way
Oh it hurts to live today
Oh, and she said: "Don't you wish you were dead like me?"

I remember the day
When you left for Santa Monica
You left me to remain with all your excuses for everything
I remember the time
When you left for Santa Monica
I remember the day you told me it's over

I wanted more than this
I needed more than this
I deserve more than this but it just won't stop it just won't go away
I needed more than this
I wanted more than this
I asked for more than this
But it just won't stop it just won't go away

I remember the day
when you left for Santa Monica
You left me to remain
with all your excuses for everything
I remember the time
When you left it all behind
I remember the day you told me it's over

I remember the day
When you left for Santa Monica
You left me to remain
with all your excuses for everything

I remember the time
when you left for Santa Monica
Yeah I remember the day you told me it's over

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I would LOVE to see an atheist prove the bible wrong, because...

Q: What is the shortest chapter in the Bible?
A: Psalms 117

Q: What is the longest chapter in the Bible?
A: Psalms 119

Q: Which chapter is in the center of the Bible?
A: Psalms 118

Fact: There are 594 chapters before Psalms 118
Fact: There are 594 chapters after Psalms 118
Add these numbers up and you get 1188.

Q: What is the center verse in the Bible?
A: Psalms 118:8

Q: Does this verse say something significant about God's perfect will for our lives? You bet...The next time someone says they would like to find God's perfect will for their lives, and that they want to be in the center of His will, just send them to the center of His Word!

Psalms 118:8
"It is better to trust in the >>LORD<< than to put confidence in man."

Now isn't that odd how this worked out (or was God in the center of it)?
This was from the King James Version of the bible. Some say that he altered it, but GOD obviously used that for his will... good luck proving us wrong, Atheists

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