Another word for a long-haired Bigfoot who can walk to different parts of the country in 5 strides. The Ube can digest even the most solid objects. Describing the Ube can be very difficult but the one promiment feature is the long hair. Although the Ube is utterly disgusting, women want the creature very badly. The Ube can ferment up to 20 bottles of root beer per second.
Person 1: What was that thing in the woods?
Person 2: It must've been an Ube. Did you leave this root beer on the floor?
Person 1: No, I didn't.
Person 2: Creepy.