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A faction of obscenely hideous sea lions who learned to walk on land and speak English. They now hide in plain daylight as Americans.
Guy 1: What the fuck is wrong with that guy?
Guy 2: Him? He's just a Nordwall.

Nordwall: No! I'm just an American!
by Professor patches October 20, 2010
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