2 definitions by Professor Smut

Top Definition
To download a naked glamour shot of an anonymous model, then crudely and unprofessionally cut (or "cash") and paste the face of a friend over the top, and to then masturbate until climax over your work (to "paste").

Some practicioners have been known to both print and laminate their work for repeated and frequent use.
"Hey Steven, did you 'cash and paste' Carluccio?"
by Professor Smut September 16, 2009
To perform cunnilingus on a pregnant woman whilst she is giving birth and at the opportune moment - when the baby is crowning - licking the mucus covered scalp of the part born infant.
"Stand back Doctor I know what to do - It's scalping little Yoda"
by Professor Smut November 10, 2009

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