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Bluetooth Douche; Noun. Most common uses: in reference to an individual persistently wearing the aforementioned Bluetooth device whether in use or not. A Bluetooth Douche may require constant attachment to Bluetooth device in order to compensate for lack of confidence, lack of wealth or lack of sexual prowess. When said Bluetooth device is active the Bluetooth Douche will ensure you've noticed him or her using device by yelling loudly into open air or discussing intimate details loudly and in great detail. Female Bluetooth Douches will often time pull hair back away from face so as to be sure the device, that most likely matches their phone, is seen. Male Bluetooth Douches will often wear a pair of sunglasses (see Sunglasses Douche),in situations not requiring sunglasses, to draw attention to the device as well. The Bluetooth Douche is considered a nuisance and form of pestilence and research has shown that Bluetooth Douchiness is a growing epidemic. Scientists confirm that by the year 2020 the world will be run by Bluetooth Douches.

See also: Bluetooth Ass
Carol: Gawd...he's so full of himself. He's not even attractive! What's the point of constantly wearing that thing? No one wants to talk to him.

Joanne: He's such a Bluetooth Douche.
by Professor Graves August 30, 2008

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