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(n) a device, and/or system of measurement used to indicate the quantity of hair in the (female)genital region. Also frequently applied to males in the 21st century.
I didnt want to go down on her when I discovered that she scored very highly on the clarkeometer.
by Professor Goat December 14, 2004

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