Polish for a particularly tricky to remove dingleberry, which also smells worse than a cracked sewage pipe.
Oh shit, my anal beard's full of pesky Wagstyls.
Sorry my hand stinks, I've been removing a particularly large cluster of Wagstyls from my hairy batty crease.
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