Without Whovians, your life would be very dull indeed. They secretly run the world's major services, and insert Doctor Who references into every piece of popular culture available.
Also know as members of 'UNIT', 'Torchwood', or 'LINDA', the leaders of this group enjoy praising their heathen god, known only as 'Moffat'. Their signal when praising this god for his genius is to the untrained eye the angry shaking of a fist. Once you are a Whovian, there is no way out. They even have their own genre of music! It's called 'Trock' and is mainly known as the domain of their most successful band, Chameleon Circuit. Never cross a Whovian, they have armies to defend them, and thousands if not millions of deadly aliens who owe them a favour.
We're there, you just have to look for us.
Kaye: Don't cross them, they're dangerous!
Elton: But... they're just normal Fangirls and Fanboys.
Kaye: No! They're Whovians!
Elton: *runs away very,very fast*