1 definition by Prof. Cameltoe Von Cockslap

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1. past tense of the word "chide"

2. a short, fat penis

3. any fan of the Baltimore Ravens
She chode him for his tiny fat chode as he pissed and moaned and blamed the Steelers for everything wrong with the universe.
by Prof. Cameltoe Von Cockslap January 24, 2012

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