1 definition by Proctor Protector

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Don't drop this at all. In your home, on a vacation, ESPECIALLY not in prison. When you pick it up, you will most likely expose your asshole, which in turn will cause a sweaty fat gay pig to hold you down and rape the fuck out of ya. THe best thing to do is to either use a soap on a rope, or RUN LIKE A SHIT before it hits the ground.
Guy 1- Oops.
Pig- Your soap dropped nigga. Pick it up.
by Proctor Protector April 11, 2006

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