1 definition by Pro Skumper.
- Noun
1. a.k.a. "Skeet-no-pump"
2. A failed pump-skeet, in which the skeet has ejaculated from the man or woman's penis before or at the time of the first pump
ex. "Jack's skump cost him any future relationships he could have had with that other young man, who was heavily turned off by skumps."
3. Also used as the term for the skeet that has resulted from the skump.
ex. "Jordan's no-pump-skeet got skump all over Francesca's prom dress the moment she opened the door. Her father was unimpressed by the whole skump debacle."
- Verb
1. To ejaculate prematurely from the balls without a full pump
ex. (past tense) "It was supposed to be a clean pump-pump skeet-skeet, but the moment she first tried to pump he immediately skumped in her hair."
2. To fail at something quickly and miserably
"Since Tony was prone to skumping, he would skump out with girls often, who were all afraid of his skump skumping into their faces"
2. A double-wicket home-hitter double-deuce in the great game of cricket
ex. "The Irish badgers were close to skumping the great game against India until John McCloud managed to pull a skump"
1. a.k.a. "Skeet-no-pump"
2. A failed pump-skeet, in which the skeet has ejaculated from the man or woman's penis before or at the time of the first pump
ex. "Jack's skump cost him any future relationships he could have had with that other young man, who was heavily turned off by skumps."
3. Also used as the term for the skeet that has resulted from the skump.
ex. "Jordan's no-pump-skeet got skump all over Francesca's prom dress the moment she opened the door. Her father was unimpressed by the whole skump debacle."
- Verb
1. To ejaculate prematurely from the balls without a full pump
ex. (past tense) "It was supposed to be a clean pump-pump skeet-skeet, but the moment she first tried to pump he immediately skumped in her hair."
2. To fail at something quickly and miserably
"Since Tony was prone to skumping, he would skump out with girls often, who were all afraid of his skump skumping into their faces"
2. A double-wicket home-hitter double-deuce in the great game of cricket
ex. "The Irish badgers were close to skumping the great game against India until John McCloud managed to pull a skump"
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by Pro Skumper. November 24, 2010