while a girl is giving you head, cum in one eye. Then while she is confused punch her really hard in the other eye.
Dude where the fuck were you last night??
Sorry i got caught up giving some girl the good ol' one eyed panda
sick shit dude
When fucking some chick from behind on the beach grab the back of her head and shove it in the sand really hard
dude we missed you again last night?!
I know, i know pulled the jamaican sand turtle last night.
Awesome first the one eye panda now that???
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