1. Followers of the teachings of Toas Terov
2. The ability
to chainsmoke entire packs
of cigerettes in a single sitting.
3. The practice
14 vowels to one word
4. Random bits of nothingness
Possibly the most diabolical of ALL the Isms, Toasterovenism was developed in the mid to mid-late
and halfway in between the almost Spring of 9 A.D. by a small
gaggle of Ethiopean sand benders.