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A scrumpulessiant recipe for success at any Junior League for Womens annual cook off. THis event is uually following the bimonthly potato sack racing and emu lassoing at your local rocking horse.The recipe calls for 1/2 oz peach schnapps
1/2 oz coconut rum
1/2 oz Maui® Blue Hawaiian schnapps
1/2 oz Melloni® melon liqueur
1 oz pineapple juice
1 splash chilled 7-Up® soda
3 small Indonesian children
1 freshly stolen jesus in a bathtub

Mix together for roughly 3 hours in a comercial milk shake maker from Pals, cook at 20K and serve chilled.

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by Preston Campbell May 20, 2005

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