What is Gurren Lagann? I'm not going
to give a summary
's what Gurren Lagann is ABOUT. I'm gonna tell you what it actually is:
Once upon a time
, there were three gods
: Spectacle, Bombast, and Boobage. These gods
were the absolute best
of friends, inseparable from the beginning of their existence. But their explosive personalities resonated and compounded beyond limit every time
to have a wild adventure.
One night, these three gods decided
to get drunk from an alcoholic concoction fermented from a mixture
of testosterone, napalm, and concentrated pigmole blood. The result was a fantastic orgy that
rivaled even the wildest of Dionysian parties in all of mythology.
As the three gods
shrugged off their inhibitions, the night became hazy
as they struggled to satisfy their bestial, sexual
the help of pleasurable company. Their seed
burst forth from their loins, mixing as it flowed
in a spiral pattern, and this divine essence impregnated
the brain of a Mr. Kazuki Nakashima.
Nine months later, the entity in Nakashima's brain was delivered at Gainax
hospital, after three hundred hours of agonizing labor. The newborn anime was christened: Gurren Lagann.