5 definitions by President Laura Roslin

Top Definition
v. fracked, frackĀ·ing, fracks
v. tr.

1. To have sexual intercourse with.
2. To take advantage of, betray, or cheat; victimize.
3. Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.


v. intr.

1. To engage in sexual intercourse.
2. To act wastefully or foolishly.
3. To interfere; meddle. Often used with with.

n.

1. An act of sexual intercourse.
2. A partner in sexual intercourse.
3. A despised person.
4. An intensive used to accentuate an interrogative.


interj.
Used to express extreme displeasure.


Phrasal Verbs:
frack off

1. Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.
2. To spend time idly.
3. To masturbate.

frack over
To treat unfairly; take advantage of.

frack up
1. To make a mistake; bungle something.
2. To act carelessly, foolishly, or incorrectly.
3. To cause to be intoxicated.
"You were frackin' her."

"Go frack yourself."

"Quit fracking around and get to work."

"He's such a dumb frack."

"What the frack did you do that for?!"

"You can just frack right off, Captain Adama."

"You fracked up things bad this time."
by President Laura Roslin August 09, 2005

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n.

1.) A nerd,dork, or geek who is obviously very attractive to members of the opposite sex and could very easily get laid if he wasn't painfully shy and awkward.

2.) A character on Stargate SG-1 who really needs to stop screwing around and just fuck Vala already.
"Scott, you're such a Daniel Jackson sometimes, you know that?"

"DAMMIT, DANIEL, SHE WAS WEARING A RED FRACKING DRESS AND LAYING ON THE BED! How badly do you need it spelled out for you?!"
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1. Former lead singer of No Doubt, shitty grrl-rock band which broke up when Stefani's ego became so huge it destroyed their studio. Now an even worse solo artist with absolutely no talent at all, a voice like Cher through a meat grinder, and who is attempting to break into the J-pop and J-rock market. Needs to be beaten to death with a splintery 2x4 by Shiina Ringo.
2. A girl who is a horrible bitch.
3. Someone who needs to be beaten to death by Shiina Ringo.
4. A hairless, hyperevolved woman-ape.
"Tonight on VH1: Gwen Stefani, and how she destroyed the career she never actually had to begin with."
"Marcy is a straight-up Gwen Stefani, dog."
"When you go to Japan, try not to be a Gwen Stefani, okay?"
"My word! We've got a regular Gwen Stefani on our hands, Dr. Higgins!"
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n.
1. A term invented by Gwen Stefani that she pulled completely from her vapid blond ass.
2. A song made by Gwen Stefani in which she articulates a love for the consumption of bananas and fecal matter, suggesting that Ms. Stefani is, in the final analysis, actually a hairless, hyperevolved monkey rather than a human.
"LA LA LA AROUND THAT TRACK SHIT SHIT SHIT HOLLABACK GIRL."
"Gwen Stefani's song Hollaback Girl is the kind of top 100 song that makes you lose faith in the entire human race all at once."
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n.

A racial slur denoting a Cylon, or a person of Cylon origin. Used in reference to the highly reflective metal used in the construction of the original Cylon Centurions, and its similarity to the metal used in the construction of bread-toasting devices.
"You never loved anything or anyone, so don't try to sit there and tell me you did, you goddamned toaster."

"Get the hell off my ship, you toaster-loving son of a bitch."
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