1 definition by Precon Dept.
one who attempts to succeed in preconstruction and interiors but is mathematically challenged thus resorts to counting by fingers for million dollar contracts, tells bad jokes to distract attention from an aura of stupidity, is incessantly bugged with questions by a tiny hindu Kermit, surrounded by enormously large arses, and ultimately destined to a future of futility.
by Precon Dept. May 10, 2006