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9 definitions by Prairiefire

 
1.
A particularly nasty female, i.e. a "superbitch".
Not only did she clean me out, she lied to all her friends that I was useless in bed - BASTARD BITCH!"
by Prairiefire May 21, 2010
 
2.
A useless person, a "waste of space", who consumes resources but produces nothing but shit.
That guy's useless - he's a real shit machine!
by Prairiefire May 17, 2010
 
3.
A particularly spiteful male, possibly but not necessarily gay.
"What has that bitch bastard been saying about me?"
by Prairiefire May 21, 2010
 
4.
The same as "Magic Monkey" or "Magic Nigger" (but with the emphasis on the fact that this wonderful but largely mythical creature mainly inhabits the wish-world of the liberal media establishment): a black person who is polite, law-abiding, peaceful, friendly, respectful to women, etc.
Look at that TV commercial - another Magic Media Monkey! Who do they think they're fooling?!
by prairiefire June 30, 2010
 
5.
A combination of "prig" and "pigsty": a group of self-righteous people, or the place where they habitually gather, or both.
When I was a kid I had to go to church every Sunday - what a prigsty that was!
by Prairiefire June 10, 2010
 
6.
Like "smog",
"strassle" is a portmanteau word for the combination of two unpleasant things: just as "smog" is a combination of smoke and fog, "strassle" is a combination of stress and hassle, i.e. indicating a thoroughly annoying/depressing/draining experience or series of experiences.
No fun this last week I'm afraid - just one load of strassle after another! Unbelievable!
by Prairiefire May 29, 2010
 
7.
The same as "Magic Nigger": a black person who is polite, law-abiding, peaceful, friendly, respectful to women, etc.
You always get these Magic Monkeys on TV, don't you? What world are these people living in?
by prairiefire June 30, 2010