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Perth Fuckin' Amboy-

A city where the mayor hasn't been changed for 15 years.

A city fucking filled with Illegal Immigrants and Crackwhores.

Unfortunately, my hometown.

Has the worst high school known to man, Perth Amboy High.

Too high of a birth rate.

A city with pigs everywhere. :)

A whole lot of bigotry.

9 year old whores getting pregnant.

A huge turn-off for girls.

A huge amount of poseurs in Schools.

90% of the teachers that teach in these schools don't even live here.

Suprisingly, the harbor is nice aside from all the Garbage by the waterfront.

In order to fit in here you have to act the same way "They" do.

A city filled with billingual idiots.

Gosh, you'd think that Perth Amboy has atleast one highlight, right?

Nahhhhhh.
sk8er: d00d letz go sk8.
me: I'm afraid to get ridiculed by the ghetto mexican/dominican elitists that run this city with their crappy music and unwillingness to learn an extra language adn insult us correctly.

Emo whore: hay thar do u lizten 2 good charloatet??/ cuz dey r teh bezt emo band evarrrrrrrr.
Me: Your breath wreaks of AIDS.
by Powerboarder March 10, 2005

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