England is a quaint land
surrounded by Scotland
(Northern and the Republic
of), who make up the United Kingdom, or UK, as well as a few small
Islands nobody cares
Except the Isle of Mann
that because of the TT motorbike race.
Other than that, they have a history of being
one of the most powerful countries
in the world. The Monarchy
of England is the most famous in the world, and it is that Monarchy
which almost lead them, and the rest of the British
Empire, to take over the world.
These days England models itself on America
a lot. It's rather disgusting. Everyone also thinks of the English
as either really cool, those would be Anglophiles
, or someone to hate, predominantly Scotland
People from England do not all talk like Queen Elizabeth II or Sir Ian McKellen. Sadly, the Men are not all gay. Sadly, the Women are not all prudes. Sadly, we do not all refer
in the third person. Sadly, we are not all funny. And contrary
belief we do not try to quash Ireland
's or Wales
' culture. We are who we are.
"Say, you're from England
"Why don't you say one and crap?"
"... Because I'm not a posh twat?"
"I'm Scottish. I wear
a kilt. Got a problem with that, English man?"
"Why, no, I haven't. Why would you ask me such a thing? I'm just someone who happens to be from England
"LOLOLOLOL lyk ppl from England
tlk funi i wish
dat i tlkd lyk dat."
A nearby English person punches the retard
in the face.