noun. Massive behemoths of "automobiles" that have the gas mileage of a supertanker. Though designed to be used off-road, 99.99% of the mentally retarded people that buy them use them to drive around urban and suburban areas with usually one person in it. Sported by 125 pound blonde women(meaning they can't drive for shit, even in a real automobile)
Fun to sabotage, then see the look on the face of the ugly middle aged women who is just wasting space on the earth.
The Acronym 'SUV' stands for
If you have an SUV, you are either:
B) An off-roader
C) woman who needs to feel big
D) Male who needs a lot of compensation