The correct traditional pronunciation of "going K.N.U.", i.e. going "kilt no underwear": the only socially acceptable and culturally sensitive way to wear a kilt.
Person 1: Any geek off the street can go commando, but it takes a real man to go keanu.
Person 2: Damn straight!
Person 3: Amen bro!
Person 1: Yo, I was going keanu last night. The laydeez were lovin the kilt and it was all sweet till I took a ride on the bucking bronco. 10 seconds later I was on my back covered in VK Apple and the merchandise was on display.
Person 2: It's just such examples of ill-judged bronco riding that give VK Apple and traditional Scottish dress a bad name.
1. The act of snogging/sucking face so industriously that one runs the very real risk of interfering with the snoggee's uvula - the bit of the soft palate that hangs down at the back of the mouth. Often associated with spin the bottle and other such pursuits. Anywhere teenagers or drunken students are present should be considered an "at risk" zone.
2. Can also be used as a verb: to uvulate.
1. Sober student: "That is some serious uvulation going on over there. That guy's, like, performing major surgery on that chick's throat."
Half-cut student: "Yeah, sick dude! On the other hand, once I've seen this pitcher away I will find it strangely appealing to engage in such practices."
2. Horrified bystander 1: "I can't believe it! Uvulating in public before 2 in the afternoon!"
Horrified bystander 2: "Oh! The youth of today have far too much saliva and absolutely no discretion!"