1 definition by PorkThineHorse

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A set of boobs or moobs that are saggy, wrinkly, over-tanned, and hairy; resembles the appearance of a set of testicles in the chest area. Chesticles also include oddly large and hard nipples which resembles the testicles themselves inside the sack. Should be difficult to distinguish from testicles if felt in the dark.
1. The cougar emptied the club when she flashed her chesticles.

2. My odd nympho neighbor got her chesticles stuck on the flag pole during the winter.
by PorkThineHorse January 03, 2012

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