2 definitions by Population Tire

Top Definition
Anyone whom we burn that wieghs the same as a duck. (Also made of wood)
"And then why do witches burn. Hmmm.."
"Because they're, made of wood?"
"So how do you tell if she is made of wood?"
"Eh.. Build a bridge out of 'er"
"But can not you also build bridges out of stone?"
"Oh yeah"
"Does wood sink in water?"
"No no it floats. Throw her into the pond!"
"Wait! What also floats in water?"
"Umm.. very small rocks. churches. lead!"
"A duck"
"presicly!"
"So logically.."
"If she weighs the same as a duck, then shes made outta wood."
"And therefore"
"She's a witch!"
by Population Tire September 20, 2005
StrongBad Japanese cartoon style!
U gotta have the blue hair, man!
by Population Tire June 30, 2003

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