1 definition by Poopycolon

A shark man who naruto who carries a giant dildo on his back.
Nobody recognizes him, because his face looks like bear vomit. He also stared in the hit musical cats, as some ugly guy who didn't fit in. He wears beautiful unicorn hair shirts under his Akatsuki robe, and sings phantom of the opera in the shower. He is ugly. Nobody loves him.
"Cain thinks he is so emo, psh, he is just like Kisame."
by Poopycolon June 09, 2008

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