The scummy folk who like to pave driveways, have
seemingly incestuous relationships with their sister or cousin, and eat large soft pretzels which
they find on the sidewalk or in the trash can at the local Giant Eagle. The gypsy women sport big teased hairdoos
and the male of the species usually
sports a mullet and wear pointed-toe boots and wife beaters. Old Gypsy women have
, what's best described as, "teased out" hairdoos
that are so thin, that you can see their scalps.
can be found in packs at night, stealing valuable metal
, such as copper wiring and aluminum
they later sell at the metal scrap
MAN! I've never
seen a dump truck with mag wheels! Thoses gypsies kick
Look at that dude kissing his sister... I think he's a gypsy.
Hey! Where are my gutters? Where is my aluminum siding? Why is my driveway freshly paved? I think we were attacked by gypsies
Look! Here come some gypsies
! Quick, hide your soft pretzel under
your shirt so they don't see it!