3 definitions by Poop Ninja

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a bowel cleansing poop, that makes you feel all sorts of classy. Types of Brownstons: The General Brownston, Major Brownston, The Presidential Brownston, and last but not least the Monumental Brownston
My son walked into the room and declared "Daddy, I just had a Presidential Brownston!!!"
by poop ninja July 15, 2012

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A person who has diluted themselves into believing that the ideas created in and voiced directly from their ass, are pure genius.
Woman: So you're trying to tell me the inflatable party sheep was just a gag gift, and it came with the KY smears and pubic hair already stuck to it?

Man: Yes! It's really quite remarkable, isn't it?

Woman: You are a consummate ass-talker.

Man: Oh, come on - that story was brilliant! It's like I'm an Ass Genius or something!
by Poop Ninja June 10, 2006

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A person who has diluted themselves into believing that their ideas, created in and voiced solely from their ass, are pure genius.
Woman: So you're trying to tell me the inflatable party sheep was just a gag gift, and it came with the KY smears and pubic hair already stuck to it?
Man: Yes! It's really quite remarkable, isn't it?
Woman: Stop talking out of your ass!
Man: Oh, come on - that story was brilliant! It's like I'm an Ass Genius or something!
by Poop Ninja June 13, 2006

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