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A generic reference to someone who is contrarian for the sake of being contrarian. Incorporates aspects of being a ponce, a hater and playa hater, with a cheeky to smug undertone.
Hey man, that smarmy git over there just tried to assert that Churchill was slim as a pole, for no reason but to irk me. Such a Davie"
by Pontifex Potens February 15, 2012