Having a sex-dream and rubbing your dick against the new, clean sheets. Suddenly you shoot your load all over yourself and that sucks...Has happened to every dude, that survived his first thirteen years
Mark: Fuck, I woke up while shooting my sperm all over my self last night
Felix: Shit, you totally date raped yourself...
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