The condition of being fucked needlessly and maliciously by an idiot or other person of low intelligence and/or overinflated sense of importance.
I got maloofed so hard today.
I parked my car in the handicapped space and that cunt meter maid had me towed.
But you have muscular dystrophy.
Yeah, I know.
Getting fucked maliciously and needlessly often by somebody far too incompetant to understand how bad they've fucked you.
The worst maloofing of my life was when that bitch fired me for putting money in the register. I was a cashier.
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